OK, first of all, if you do not have a weird sense of humour or are easily offended you may not want to see this card I'm posting. I took it to the quilt guild meeting last night and everyone thought it was hilarious. I also sent it to my cousin's husband and they both thought it was funny too. But, again, you have been warned.
OK, here it is:
Here's the inside:
Hope this gave you a laugh too.